Mundane Mourning

Caffeine is the religion of the masses.

The O marx the spot.

(C) anyone?

I miss my MSN.

Gone are the days of (D) & (F)s. No more ({)s and (K)s.

But what I miss most is my friend :|.

I am a gaping void
Where loneliness resides.
The song in my heart turns mournful and off-key.
Where have they gone?
Where have they gone?



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Anthropomorphicing

Headline: "Snowfall Irks City"

How does a city express its irkedness?


And, more importantly, will this finally get rid of the stench from the garbage worker's strike four months ago?



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Energeezer

Today I was run over by a fancy , battery powered wheelchair.

I felt bad.

How does that work?



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Disconnect

Now that we have hands free cellular phones, I find it impossible to distuinguish between schizophrenics and entepreneurs.



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