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Why Hate Paris
A Rant in One Breath

Ah Paris - city of lights, culture and poopie. Everyone has lights. Everyone has culture - even though the Parisians, in their xenophobic fury, might not recognize it. But poopie? Nobody has it like Paris!

Why ever would a city want to remove the love gifts of their most highly regarded citizens? The beings that are treated far better than the children of its adult population, better than the unfortunate impoverished locals and don't even consider the treatment of immigrants (remember - the people who come from the countries you colonized and looted for centuries?). No, far better to let visitors and citizens alike step, fall and slide in the digestive remains of the beloved French canine! Humans should feel honoured to breathe in the vapours emanating from this fecal festival - particularly in the heat of August when one can almost taste it in the air! Some may think that the Louvre is the epitome of French culture - but the true Parisian knows that the true visual splendours of the city are to be found in the streets, on the sidewalks and in the parks (where dogs alone are allowed on the grass). Vive la poopie!

Have you got any Grey Poop-on?



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