Bay-ge Street

I ran into my old boss today.

I was dressed up for Hallowe'en - he, being the Director, was not.

I asked if anybody in the old department was dressed up. The boss snorted and said "What a boring bunch of people!!"

Is it better that he recognize the truth about his subordinates and let it be - or should he set the example of creativity, holiday spirit and proof of some mental functioning?

Hmmm.





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Pole Reversal

I am swamped with incredibly boring reading right now,
so to alleviate this pain my brain suddenly said the
following (and created a mental visual):

"What if trees could lift up a "leg" and pee on dogs?"

Sometimes my brain thinks dumb thoughts when it gets bored.


(Reprinted without permission of the author.)



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...And the curtain fell.

Fly free, little birds...at least to a new perch where they clean the paper in the bottom of your cage more than once every ten months. And eat seeds.

Oh...and HAPPY THANKS GIVING...



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