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Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Optical Opium
War... Is imminent... It isn't intelligent in its immorality... It is injurious, intimidating...ineffective. Insurrectionary ideas identifying its insanity? Instantly identified... Instantly interdicted. Interested? You’re watching CNN.... ↑
Monday, February 17, 2003
How Big is Big?
From what I've seen on TV, I know that starving artists...or rather Starving Artists are coming soon to a hotel location near me and that they sell sofa-sized paintings. Just how big is that? Is there a universal unit of measure known as a "sofa"? What is its abbreviation, "sf"? Is it part of the Imperial system or is it metric or something else entirely? I just always wanted to know. ↑
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
Afterlife Strife
I wondered today if I am destined to be eternally damned. While I’m not the faithful sort, I’m certainly not a sinner..or am I? Hence the internal dilemma of which I blog. Vanity: I live in a one bedroom apartment... I barely have a toilet let alone a mirrored armoire in there. Envy: I live in better conditions (despite the fact that my bathroom doesn’t even have a vanity) than 99% of the earth’s inhabitants. Gluttony: I consume what I need... That is, 5GB or less a month, lest my ISP charge me $0.25 per MB thereafter. Amen. Lust: see faithful. Wrath: I love all creatures great and small. It’s well documented... yes, it is.. BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID IT IS! Greed: Ha! My paycheck tells the tale on this one. Sloth: Ok, one out of 7 ain’t bad. Pray for me. ↑
Monday, February 03, 2003
Prawn...gone
…and while I promised myself when we began this little project that I would never use it to just dispense random brain debris… I feel that the world should know: I could eat an entire shrimp ring right now. ↑  wretched corporate feebs © - All rights reserved - 2002-2004 
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