Thursday, August 19, 2004
Useless Google Research – Part 1
Those who know me know that I frequently have moments of bizarre contemplation. Like when I wondered whatever became of early nineties television personality Mayim Bialik. Best known for her role as Blossom (1991-1995) on the television sitcom of the same name, Miyam has spent the decade following the show’s cancellation involved a multitude of movie and television projects. While much of her work has been that of voice-overs and made-for-TV movies, I think that it’s safe to assume that Miyam Bialik probably still sucks and has blossomed into an even uglier, nerdier version of the abject Blossom character we all grew to hate. … In my opinionation. ↑
Monday, August 16, 2004
All For The Dough Purse
The Olympics have started and of course so have the doping scandals. Shamefully it was the Greeks, the very country hosting the international games, that were the first to turn in sullied urine. I feel for these athletes. They are under a lot of pressure to perform. These games become a sort of war where you can either survive and triumph over the rest of the world making you a national hero, or you can fail miserably and lose the respect and admiration of your whole country and potentially millions in endorsement contracts. That’s a tough job. At my job… if I don’t format a document properly and the margins are shifted way left for half of the text and then centred for the rest… well… let’s just say I pray that no one ever checks what’s in my pee pee. ↑ |