Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Mr. Tease
Despite his flashy gold necklaces and gruff attitude.… Mr. “T” a.k.a . Laurence Tureaud, may have very well been the soft, queer-eye-esque icon of the 80s. Even A-Team co-star George Peppard once, at an awards show, referred to Mr. T’s “T” as standing for “Tenderness”. Well if that’s not a load of “gay” then shit… I dunno what is. In other news Simpson’s character announced Gay! Carry on world… Carry on. ↑
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
GREEDY PUCKERS
Bias disclosure: I have no patience for greed in anybody, but particularly in professional athletes. Both the owners and the players will come out just fine from their petty and drawn out fight. Their salaries are so bloated that they could take a 99% cut and still be better off than most of the people who fork out to watch them go out and play around on the ice. The impact of their greed extends so far...What about the mustard farmers out in Manitoba? The tomato farmers in Leamington? Fans aren't scarfing down hotdogs slathered in condiments, hence the farmers get screwed. How about this? Because the City of Toronto parking lot next to the ACC isn't getting the revenue it expected, they are considering introducing paid parking at the parks along the lake. Listen up, puckers...the people who go to those parks go there because it's cheap and it's all they can afford. Maybe somebody in the Maple Leafs organization could drop off a cheque at City Hall to cover this $300,000 shortfall. That way some poor kid could escape the heat of his non-air-conditioned, 3rd floor walk up apartment and get a chance to go play by the lake for a few hours. The puckers wouldn't even miss the money. ↑ |